If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Threats of violence

Revenge porn

Fraud

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

Perjury

No freedom is absolute.

And much, much more.

How can I control my daily masturbating habit?

False advertising

Terroristic threats

Trade secrets

What would it take for you to consider yourself a "Swiftie" like Flavor Flav?

Conspiracy

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Child pornography

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

Insider trading

Insurrection

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Steam gamers given 24 hours to grab hit game completely free - GAMINGbible

HIPAA violations

Revealing classified information

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

What is it like to use a Fleshlight?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.